Tyra Wall Panel

First of all, let me start by giving you my long speech, involving our wonderful prizes:

A contract with Covergirl Cosmetics, to promote lash-blaster, turkey baster, extend tube mascara (or some junk with unnecessarily complicated name).

A one year contract with Elite modeling agency.

A six page spread in Seventeen Magazine, shot by world renowned photographer, Gilles Bensimon.

A jar of Janice Dickinson’s eyelids.

And tons more other junk that Tyra mentions, but I just can’t remember at the moment.

Lets get on with the, whatever it is I’m trying to do.

 

Two beautiful drag queens stand before me.  One of them is a man. The other, is RuPaul.  So who’s it gonna be? The girl with the ever-smiling eyes? Or the girl who loves her crazy-ass hair weave so much?

Okay, that did not make sense. But whatever. I just wanted to call out Miss Tyra for her silly shenanigans.