Balmainia at The BET Awards 2009

 
But Beyonce, how are you going to sit down in that dress?

My first thought at seeing these pictures were “I love you B but you look like a slutty drunk Floridian grandmother.”

Girl, you aint no Jennifer Connelly.  But at least you chose a different color (the one Lara wore on the runway)…werque Sasha, werque! And where'd you get those piñata shoes? House of Dereon I presume.
 

Ugh, Girl…those shoulders. You are killing me B! You are killing me softly…just when I thought I was over Balmain, you pull me back in! You think it is a Balmain?

And OMG! LeToya Luckett, one of the founding members of Destiny’s Child…you know, one of the girls who Beyonce kicked out of the group. Oooh…how they were in the same room together, both in Balmain, without pulling each other’s hair out! How juicy!
I guess the best she could get was Balmain Fall 2008.
 

Tiarra Marie wore this Balmain-like piece to accommodate her nice booty.

Do you think these girls are wearing Balmain hair too?

How to sit down in these dresses…

If you missed some of the show, like myself, here is B performing:

Ugh…she is so getting better…she isn’t even trying to hit those high notes, it just comes to her so naturally and effortlessly.

What do you guys think of her covering Sarah McLachlan's Angel?

And whoa! Check out the laser light shows during the second half of the performance! Doesn’t it just make you think of John Galliano’s fall 2009 show?