Oh No They Didn’t!

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I thought this whole fugly fad was over.

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These are called Vibram Five Fingers and they just may be the official footwear of HELL. They are like CROCS-made condoms for your feet. They have been around for a few years, but some hos think the summer will belong to them. The makers say they can improve balance, give you better posture and make you look like a real asshole. I mean, look at those two bitches above. Do they look happy to be wearing that fuckery? No! They look humiliated, depressed and constipated. They might be contemplating chewing their own feet off, so they won't have to be seen with that fugness.

I'd rather slip and crack my ass bone on a hard rock (sounds sexay) than wear those rubber lizard socks! You know UGGS is going to make a winter version of these things just to fuck with us.

-Dlisted

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Leave me Breathless said...

oh dear lord !!!!!! =O
I hated crocks and really didn't think it was humanly possible to create any shoe more horrific and down right ugly.

sure they may be good for climbing through rocks at the see, but Id much rather scrape my bare feet.

they make feet look like freaky hands!!!

gwennabe_me said...

I would never ever put that "shoes" on my feet. Ughh..

Anonymous said...

Distgusting!
Which human beings would like that shit on their foot?
I have hated these since i first saw them when i was going to the Isles!
They look cheap/tacky and just plain yuck!

זבל said...

OMG these are awesome! :D
I don't think they were meant to be what I think they are(humoristic+avantgarde) though.